(Crappy Amusement Parks) Amusement Park Planned in Pakistan Twn where bin Laden Lived

Reuters ^ | Mon Feb 4, 2013 | PESHAWAR,

[DogByte6RER]

(Crappy muslim amusement park- Gaza children celebrated Eid al Adha in an amusement park in Gaza City; but they didn't look happy about it.)

Amusement park planned in Pakistan town where bin Laden lived

(Reuters) - Pakistan plans to build a $30 million amusement park and outdoor activity centre on the edge of the northwestern town of Abbottabad, where U.S. special forces killed Osama bin Laden, an official said on Monday.

The private venture in the foothills of the Himalayas will include a zoo, water sports, a mini-golf course, rock climbing and paragliding, said Jamaluddin Khan, the deputy provincial minister for tourism.

"The project will take five years to complete," he told Reuters.

U.S. Navy SEALs killed the al Qaeda leader in 2011 in a secret raid that humiliated Pakistan's military - which has an academy nearby - and heavily strained ties between strategic allies Washington and Islamabad.

Some U.S. officials suspected that Pakistan's intelligence agencies had sheltered bin Laden. Pakistan dismissed the idea.

Authorities have demolished the large white villa where bin Laden lived, and senior regional official Khalid Omarzai said he had advised the government to build houses for local officials on the site.

"The government officers in Abbottabad have been facing residential problems and we have enough space now where bin Laden's compound was demolished," he said.

Omarzai added that some people suggested the government should build a public park on the land but he had rejected the idea because some might call it "Osama Park".

[DogByte6RER]

If this new amusement park has a shooting gallery with zombie OBL targets, I'll be there!

[DogByte6RER]

Maybe Pakistan could model their bin laden-World Amusement park after this crappy $hithole of a park in Gaza ...

Gaza children have really crappy amusement parks

http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/2011/11/gaza-children-have-really-crappy.html

[vwbug]

Maybe they’ll have the mole game where Obama, oops I meant Osama, his many heads pops out of holes and the children whack it with a club. I’d buy more than a few tokens for that.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Refreshments can be had at the “Allah-Snack-Bar”?

Roller coaster ride called “The Turban”?

[martin_fierro]

LET'S NAME THE RIDES!

• The Twin Towers of Terror
• The Hairy-Go-Round
• Ali Baba
• Topple Tower
• Roll-O-Plane
• Osama Been Ridin'
• Tilt-a-Churl

[albie]

The girl on the left in the purple sweater was staring at one of the boys. Did they stone her to save the family’s honor?

[martin_fierro]

Lamest. Cartoon Characters. Ever.

[mikrofon]

House of Harams

Burkha Cars

Imam-Got-It!

[Thrownatbirth]

How about a little flight training for our budding jihadis?

[bramps]

HAUNTED HOUSE OF PORK

THE SUICIDE VEST (ONLY ONE RIDER PER DAY)

[Conservative4Ever]

There will have to be shops to spend money...
Tents by Omar
Camel Milk Ice Cream
Imitation Pork Rinds

[Blood of Tyrants]

I can see the attractions now, Murder the Infidel, Rape the Virgin, Suicide to Heaven.