Posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:41 AM PST by onyx
Edited on 01/31/2013 5:53:10 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?
No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!
That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
LOL. You have it nailed!
Scissors? But what if we have to run? Then what?
Just for this foolishness alone, those idiot homeland folks almost deserve to die at the hands of a crazed mass murderer, but they have armed security to protect them!
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ROTFL. Be very careful running with scissors!
Never mind that crazed democrat shooter!
They’re all democrats, ya know.
Ya think?
Warning: watch for the scissors! LOL.
They say she is brave to get up there and talk about needing gun control, unlike this woman:
I think it a great idea, arm ALL Department of Homeland Security personnel with only sissors.
Be great to see them all take their sissors to gun fights.
Idiots.
I’m sick of that woman.
BTW, she didn’t write that note that the media fawned over.
Her therapist wrote it.
Well at least the weenies have to admit you have no choice but to fight back.
Their advice for fighting back needs a little work though...
I love your idea!
Yep, scissors and hiding under the desk.
Those armed security folks you are talking about are the ones with the scissors.
I however prefer Cowbells I hear they can knock you with one crack upside the head.
Gabby Giffords was supposedly armed with the same sort of pistol her assailant had ~ but his was in his hand while hers was safely zippered up in her purse.
I want to see Zero or Biden fight off an assassination attempt with scissors.
LOL.
OKay!
Sounds like a great idea: keep sending people toward an armed gunman with scissors until he runs out of bullets.
Edward Scissorhands should probably register his “assault Scissors” though.
They say she has captured American’s hearts with her bravery.
Here’s what they say about wimmin who get on TV and defend the 2nd Amendment:
Scarborough: Woman Testifying In Support Of Assault Rifles Looked Like 'Jackass' ( NewsBusters ^ | Mark Finkelstein January 31, 2013 )
Why not pepper spray and/or taser?
Pepper spray is a condiment. I put similar stuff on my chicken wings and in my chili. “Yum” is not the reaction you’re looking for when dealing with a mass murderer.
I’ve been on the receiving end of a “stun gun”. Felt like a bee sting. I brushed it off and then fired 17 rounds into a target.
If someone is on a killing spree in a school, you SHOOT HIM.
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