Andrea tries to cover for Obama on skeet-shooting claim, but even Obama fan who interviewed him contradicts her. Ping to Today show list.
Andrea tries to cover for Obama on skeet-shooting claim, but even Obama fan who interviewed him contradicts her. Ping to Today show list.
Maybe 0bama will take Dick Cheney with him on a skeet shoot. Hopefully Cheney will be using 3.5 inch 00 buckshot to blow them clay pigeons up real good!
So where’s Candy Crowley when you REALLY need her?
It’s almost equally surprising to hear that he goes to Camp David. Seems rather mundane, considering his penchant for trips to more exotic locales...
Obama was referring to a game he played with his kids on the Wii. He’d be too afraid to actually touch a gun.
New Headline:
Mitchell Claims Obama A Skeet-Pimp
What’s the equivalent of a gutterball for a skeet shooter?
Golly Mr. Wizard—I didn’t know The One was such an outdoorsman!
Me: So, Mr. President you shoot skeet. Do you eat them afterwards?
BO: Why yes. There is nothing more satisfying than killing and dressing an inanimate object for dinner. My favorite recipe for clay pigeons is Braised Pigeons in Chocolate Sauce .
Me: Is there a secret to preparation?
BO: I like to soak them overnight in salt water and boil them for a long time to make them tender.
Me: Does the rest of the family eat them?
BO: Michelle loves them. She says they are good for her hips.
Me: What about the girls?
BO: Well. they are picky eaters and I usually fly in a pizza from Chicago when we have clay pigeon.
Me: Isn’t that extravagant?
BO: No this is Washington DC. We deserve it.
Me: Don’t you think that could cause some resentment in fly-over country?
BO: Those bitter clingers in fly-over country need to get with the plan. They should get fired from their jobs, sign up for 99 weeks of unemployment, food stamps, Medicaid, and a free Obamaphone. They would have plenty of money then.
Me: Thank you Mr. President.
Me: ....In other news CNN’s Piers Morgan suffered grievous knee injuries in an exclusive gun control interview with President Obama.
I have this image in my mind of Obama firing the shotgun and then dancing around screaming.
