[Daveinyork]

I wonder if he could see Russia.

[cripplecreek]

Its a ridiculous claim.

If you’re more than a few hundred yards away, you’re unlikely to hear gunshots inside a building.

[ArrogantBustard]

Dear Mr. Biden:

This is your ass:

This is a hole in the ground:

Please learn to distinguish the two.

[norwaypinesavage]

Too bad crazy uncle Joe can’t be premanently locked in the attic. And this guy is a heartbeat away from the presidency for the next four years.

[nuconvert]

Not only does he make gaffes, he also makes things up...IOW, he lies.

[MissMagnolia]

I’m sure he’ll recall in the near future that he was also on the tarmac with Hillary that time, ducking bullets and running for his life.

[jiggyboy]

If he used “literally” (almost certainly incorrectly) in his claim, DRINK!

[Gator113]

Biden is a damn liar.

[a fool in paradise]

Tell this phony blowhard to quit raping dead corpses for political points.

“Ohhh my wife was(n’t) killed by a drunk driver...”

[TurboZamboni]

big deal.

I heard the gunshots at Ford’s Theater.

[BwanaNdege]

..."a troubled truck driver..."

I get so sick of these wimpy euphemisms.

I was "troubled" when I could not find my car keys.

My wife was troubled, while at the restaurant, to discover that she had left her credit card & wallet at home.

The truck driver/shooter was an evil, insane murderer!

"Troubled" my foot!

Idiot "journalists"!

[ntnychik]

If he was so close, he could have arrived before the first responders. Yet, strangely, he apparently headed for the next tee or the clubhouse.
‘Splain that one, Joe.

[Tupelo]

I find it amazing that politicians all seem to want to be within about 5 degrees of any major event.
Hillary was named for Sir Edmond Hillary four years before he climbed Everest.
Hillary spiraled down into an airport under fire when there was no fire.
Bill Clinton remembered church burnings in Arkansas when none burned.
John Kerry remembered cruising down the river in Cambodia when no troops were in Cambodia.
Joe Biden was within ear shots of a school shooting while playing golf at a golf course many miles away.

[johnsondavid841]

i kind of get a feeling that Biden is becoming to act like GWB in a way

[kiryandil]

Actually, the “gunshot reports” he heard were the farts he was emitting, just before he crapped his Senatorial Depends, once again...

[TheBattman]

Is Biden the real-life person John Lovitz based his “Compulsive Liar” character on? Seriously - Biden is so far off the plantation (while it is apparently quite normal and acceptable for Democrats to lie - at least Clinton and Obama do it with “style” and make their lies sound plausible) that he cannot even tell a believable lie.

[New Perspective]

[Vaduz]

Stand up Chuck Biden sees little but the voices always talk to him.