The Paul Shanklin "Hillary Testifies" parody song (sung to the tune of "Try to Remember" (The Fantasticks, 1962)
COUNSEL: “Welcome to Grand Jury, Mrs Clinton. How are you?”
HILLARY: “I’m sorry I don’t recall.”
COUNSEL: “Well, how’s the book tour?”
HILLARY: “I’m sorry I don’t recall.”
COUNSEL: “Uh, well, let’s get started.”
[♫ singing ♫]
COUNSEL: ♪ “Try to remember
. ♪ when you were a member
. ♪ of Rose Law Firm
. ♪ and worked White Water.”
HILLARY: ♪ “I don’t remember
. ♪ that big money lender.
. ♪ I was, uh, baking cookies
. ♪ for my daughter.”
COUNSEL: “Well Mrs. Clinton,
. ♪ don’t you remember
. ♪ that illegal tender
. ♪ and your shady friend
. ♪ that McDougal fellow?”
HILLARY: “I’m sorry.
. ♪ I can’t remember.
. ♪ My brain’s in a blender.
. ♪ It’s jello.”
My brain’s in a blender. . ♪ It’s jello.”Wow... that was an oldie, but a goodie!
I think Hillary may have shaken her brain some more this morning during the testimony - she looked like a bobble-head doll at times...