You gotta be kidding. I wouldn't be going to Texas just to have a nicer life for myself and my family, leeching off the benefits of conservative policy & beliefs. I'd be going there because its where someone as conservative as me belongs.
Besides, Central and Southern Illinois are a lot more conservative than anything north of I-80. Chicago ruins it for us all.
And another thing. My beautiful. intelligent, and very conservative daughter can't find a young man up this way she'd like to spend the rest of her life with. I'm hoping we can do better in a higher concentration of conservative guys. BTW, she'd be ticked at me for mentioning it, so lets just keep this between you and me. ;)
Ok, come on down...Houston was just rated the “Coolest city in America” by Forbes Magazine...great place for young people.
Conservatives fit right in around here...