[pepsionice]

Thousands of planes go down each...due to assault rifles. Only by outlawing them....will we be safe again in America.

By the way...assault rifles also cause obesity. Assault rifles also cause poverty. Assault rifles cause marriage problems. Assault rifles can also cause baldness and crouch itch.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Not to mention assault rifles leave the toilet seat up and kick your dog.

[Repeat Offender]

If you live on an island and stack all your rifles on one side, the island could you know, like uh, tip over.

Before I get flamed, I know Jesse Jackass didn't say that, but the intelligence level and thought processes are the same.

[sasquatch]

assault rifles also cause obesity

Nah, spoons do that.

[zagger]

“By the way...assault rifles also cause obesity. Assault rifles also cause poverty. Assault rifles cause marriage problems. Assault rifles can also cause baldness and crouch itch.”

And don’t forget, most of ‘em are black. Ooops. That sounded kinda racist. ;>))

[OldMissileer]

Assault rifles also cause poverty.

At their current market prices I would say this statement is true. :-)