OK I need to share this story.............Picture it...I am a mom born in the 50’s in a small country midwest town..(thats the background you need to “get this”
Fast forward...I am a single mom after dad died...I have sons......son comes home from school and says “mom, my teacher told me I have to bring a nut cup to school tomorrow”
I say “No problem, son, I used to make nut cups every year for May Day or baby showers...All we need are cupcake papers and some pipe cleaners (at this point my sons eyes are deer in the headlights huge)...Im saying “WHAT!?
my YOUNg son says (as he grasps his alleged “manhood”
NUT cup mom NUT CUP!” At that point, rather than lose face...I called my girlfriend and told her I needed to borrow her husband for about an hour, and a field trip to the local sporting goods store
THEN I cracked up I laughed so hard!!!!!!!!