[Uncle Miltie]

If any doctor ever asks me about guns, I will tell them to bugger off, walk out of their office, and not pay my bill.

I’ll find a doctor who favors the Bill Of Rights.

[Ancesthntr]

If any doctor ever asks me about guns, I will tell them to bugger off, walk out of their office, and not pay my bill.

That would be a big tip-off, and get you on the list anyway. You could just say, "no" - what's the penalty for lying to your doc? You're not under oath. He's not an official of any law enforcement agency. Ends the problem right there. Of course, I will also not be a patient of that doc ever again.