Instead, call a con-con and reconstitute the Republic, refounding it on Originalism, and very conspicuously DO NOT invite the six "Boston States" -- just leave them out entirely, as a source of so much historical misery, sedition, and agitation.
I’m with you. Running away isn’t the answer. Better to lance the infected areas.
It would be nice if it were that easy. Unfortunately, we'll probably have to 'party' with those very states before it's all said and done.