I see what you did there.
Not really. It's harsh here in Texas, too. If it don't have a stinger in it's tail, it's got one in it's mouth. Hell, our grass has burrs. Summers are killers with the heat and the drought. And it's full of us rednecks that won't put up with liberal crap.
/johnny
Not to mention the “far ain’ts”, ticks the size of walnuts and the giant flying cockroaches.....
It is hot here in the summer.Very very hot. But it only lasts about 3 or 4 months.
Summer what's summer, is that when the grizzlies leave the city and go back up into the mountains? I read stories about summer when I was a kid, they talk about double digit temperatures, I can only imagine such a paradise. Speaking of cities we have one here in Idaho it is called Boise. There's rumors they have something called electricity that they use to make light inside the homes. It's really amazing I just touch a little twig in the wall in the room lights up, what will they think of next? They have some strange birds up here in Idaho they fly really high and are silver. They must be close to the sun because smoke comes from tails. There is a stagecoach due into our village in three days with food for the children that have survived the winter this far. As far as the adults go we are hardy group and will be able to survive the remainder of the winter on tree bark. My village is going to attempt to make a run south next year an attempt to locate a paradise called Texas, that is where the silver birds live.
I have to go now because I have a skinhead meeting that I must attend. It seems that our headquarters was raided by the Nez Perce Indians yesterday and they stole our Nazi flag.
As my poor Hoosier dog found out one time!
Stopped at an interstate rest area, let the dog out to do his business, and noticed him whimpering and limping pitifully in just a few moments.
His tender pads were full of burrs that were lurking in the grass!