[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I keep Casa Pachysandra looking occupied all the time. I even got my neighbors, who have 5 vehicles, to always park one in my driveway. Computer room lit dimly, with the monitors tuned to Steel Guitar Radio.

[JRandomFreeper]

I'm here most of the time, so I keep it looking unoccupied. Cops accuse me of 'trolling' for goblins.

/johnny

[Terry Mross]

The cops around her say “Keep your blinds closed when not at home, and open when you are”. So a burglar will aways hit the homes with closed blinds.