It was Garrison Keillor who observed while ice fishing that, at least in the cold, all men are created equal.
Not that the issue is germane but, there’s only way we can find out the answer to this question: Send the question to Mythbusters to see if men with military-style weapons do indeed have smaller hardware.
Liberals have turned the “small penis” curse into a hackneyed sneer one would expect on a schoolyard. I think they began by saying that big truck owners were thusly cursed; then it became Hummvee owners; and now gun owners.
The trouble is they keep increasing the numbers of the groups who supposedly have “small penises”, and their sneer is as laughable as saying that “liberals are poopy-pants.”
Well, come to think of it, liberals *are* petulant, immature, greedy, hateful, bigoted, and spiteful poopy-pants. Who apparently spend their idle hours comparing penis sizes with each other.
When I was robbed at gunpoint I had $20 on me. Beer money. Was caught off guard and there was nothing I could do, I wasn’t injured, and am lucky I was not killed. For twenty bucks.
My experience was not unique, this kind of thing happens every single day. Being of a certain gender, color, political party, religion, etc. doesn’t matter. It happens all the time; and the outcomes can involve ER visits and funeral homes.
I don’t wish any sort of violence on the author. I do hope he will accept the reality that we live in a violent world. Some of us chose to have guns, and be prepared to defend ourselves. If the author choses otherwise, or expects a close quarters swing of a Louisville Slugger to be his option - good luck with it. If his choice is to dial 911 and pray for help to immediately be at his doorstep, I’d repsectfully argue that he’s making one hell of a gamble.
My guess... Much like athiests suddenly begging God for help in their time of dire need; it will probably come down to this clown seeing the light when he is called on to defend himself or his family.
Not only small penises, but racist too.
Michael Moore said that the only reason people have guns is because they’re afraid of black people.
Let’s see... what else can the left try to get us to shamefacedly acquiesce to their desire to oppress us?
small penises... racist... oh! oh! STUPID, too!
Shove it lefties.
I guess that thin air up in Colorado does funny things to people’s brain. I’ve never heard of anyone defending themself during a robbery, carjacking, mugging or home invasion with their penis. Buy hey! Whatever blows your skirt up!
perhaps he is right. he doesn’t own a rifle and he is a big d**k.
Even if true (I don’t have the salient statistics at my disposal), most of us are likely to be much further beyond the need for a large penis than we are the need for an adequate weapon.
Ah, the old “to criticize a ‘gay’ means that you are one” gambit. A logical non sequitur to end a conversation before it starts.
Well, two can play at that game:
“Leftist control freaks have two anuses. One they use for speaking.”
I am sure she has a tiny wee wee, because she is a woman!
It is this big!
Virtually speaking of course!
At least we have one. Apparently Hartley is envious.
ROFLMAO!
SOME of us don't have a penis at all!
Besides...what difference would it make ...unless that's what you're using to pull the trigger with?
I’m grew up in western Colorado. We used to kick Basalt High School’s butt in basketball.
I dare you to tell Ted Nugent that, Todd. You wouldn’t have to worry about writing the next edition of your childish drivel, which is even beneath a Colorado rag.
He knows this how?
How gay.
Typical.
***“The longer the weapon, the shorter the tool,” ***
I always wondered why I preferred to shoot a .25 cal Beretta.
Wish I could find a Baby Browning or a Kolibri 2.7 mm. ;-D
I was always taught it is no the size of the gun but the accuracy and how well you prepare the range for shooting.
Go to the site to see my public challenge to Todd.