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The News Low-Information America Wants to Hear About: Kim Kardashian is Pregnant! (Who cares?)
Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | January 3, 2012 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 01/03/2013 11:28:22 AM PST by Kaslin

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largeRUSH: Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Did you see that? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gonna have a baby. It's a beautiful thing. Isn't it wonderful?

And then there's this story: "Study Suggests Lower Mortality Risk for People Deemed to Be Overweight." That means the heavier you are, up to a point, the less likely you are to die. Thin people are more likely to die than people who are overweight. It doesn't surprise me. I remember when I was a kid, I'd always been a chunky kid. I was always made fun of as a chunky kid. I remember I was ten or 11 years old, we were playing football one Christmas Day afternoon. It was muddy. We're getting all our new clothes dirty and making our mothers mad, and I started being taunted for being chunky.

I said, "Let me tell you something. If this world is hit with a nuclear blast, I got enough on me to survive much longer than you do." Turns out I was right. The overweight are less likely to die than the thin.

Anyway, here is Kim Kardashian. She was on Entertainment Tonight on CBS last night talking about pregnancy. It was in Las Vegas. Listen to this. Amazing stuff.

MCLARTY: Are you having morning sickness, cravings?

Kardashian: I haven't yet. Um, I wouldn't say that it's been easy because it's, you know, it's been, um, but no morning sickness. My sister has made it look so easy. And it's not as easy as people think. It is, um, you know, a little painful. There's a lot of growing pains.

RUSH: Wow, who knew? Who knew? There you have it. Kim Kardashian on pregnancy. It's not as easy as people think. (laughing) Well, we're just appealing to the low-information voters.

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RUSH: Sad news out of Hollywood, folks, devastatingly bad news. Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana, are calling it quits. It's got Hollywood shaken up. This was thought to be one of the dream couples. I mean, People magazine, sexiest people alive couples, and they're calling it quits, again. They called it quits some time ago. They got back together, everybody's happy, and the world was right, and now they've fallen apart. And people don't know how to deal with this. It's devastating. It's a great magazine cover. Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana.

And Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating, did you hear that? Now, this is according to an Italian tabloid, and that is being denied. It's very important to point out that the Gyllenhaal-Holmes dating combo is being denied, but we wanted to report that big news to you even though it is being denied.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: ignorantvoters
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I’d watch “Monday Night Rehabilitation.”


21 posted on 01/03/2013 1:37:39 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Kaslin

...........’it’s been easy because it’s, you know, it’s been, um, but no morning sickness. ‘

Whereas the Kartrashians DO give ME morning sickness.


22 posted on 01/03/2013 1:42:13 PM PST by sportscaster ("LET'S ROLL")
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To: Buckeye McFrog

Just better not interrupt Duck Dynasty...


23 posted on 01/03/2013 2:34:31 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Hope and Change has become Attack and Obfuscate.)
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To: Kaslin

Stay tuned next week to the next episode of SKANKS ON PARADE


24 posted on 01/03/2013 2:37:22 PM PST by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Kaslin
Here is your KarTRASHIan pic for the day...
25 posted on 01/03/2013 3:06:43 PM PST by Syntyr (Happiness is two at low eight!)
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To: Kaslin

By having these daily stupid celebrity updates, Rush is caricaturing and pigeon holing the Obama voter. His use of the term low information voter to describe Obama voters will hit a nerve with Democrats.

The liberal elite consider themselves intellectually superior, so lumping them in with the Obamaphone-free s*** army will drive them crazy.

I love it and I hope more conservatives take this approach.


26 posted on 01/03/2013 3:16:15 PM PST by randita
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To: Syntyr

Yikes. her butt is larger then Moochelle’s


27 posted on 01/03/2013 4:16:26 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequensesheh)
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To: yarddog

All I know is that none of them have talent


28 posted on 01/03/2013 4:24:15 PM PST by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequensesheh)
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To: Kaslin

more low information voter news updates! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will not have to provide evidence that West fathered their child
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2013/01/kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-will-not-have-provide-evidence-west-fathered-their-chi


29 posted on 01/03/2013 6:42:40 PM PST by drewh
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To: spodefly

Sadly, yes. That any utterance out of her mouth or Kanye’s or any of their ilk takes up any ink or air time is depressing.


30 posted on 01/03/2013 7:02:59 PM PST by Lizavetta (You get what you tolerate)
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To: Syntyr
Dang. Look like she had some 24's installed up in there ... Baby Momma got back!


31 posted on 01/03/2013 7:17:15 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Kaslin
LOL. I was just planning a Canteen thread on "Who Cares?" for just this reason.

Parents...save your child...turn off the tv!

32 posted on 01/04/2013 4:28:33 AM PST by beachn4fun (Lost: sense of humor. If found please return.)
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