Posted on 01/03/2013 11:28:22 AM PST by Kaslin
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RUSH: Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Did you see that? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gonna have a baby. It's a beautiful thing. Isn't it wonderful?
And then there's this story: "Study Suggests Lower Mortality Risk for People Deemed to Be Overweight." That means the heavier you are, up to a point, the less likely you are to die. Thin people are more likely to die than people who are overweight. It doesn't surprise me. I remember when I was a kid, I'd always been a chunky kid. I was always made fun of as a chunky kid. I remember I was ten or 11 years old, we were playing football one Christmas Day afternoon. It was muddy. We're getting all our new clothes dirty and making our mothers mad, and I started being taunted for being chunky.
I said, "Let me tell you something. If this world is hit with a nuclear blast, I got enough on me to survive much longer than you do." Turns out I was right. The overweight are less likely to die than the thin.
Anyway, here is Kim Kardashian. She was on Entertainment Tonight on CBS last night talking about pregnancy. It was in Las Vegas. Listen to this. Amazing stuff.
MCLARTY: Are you having morning sickness, cravings?
Kardashian: I haven't yet. Um, I wouldn't say that it's been easy because it's, you know, it's been, um, but no morning sickness. My sister has made it look so easy. And it's not as easy as people think. It is, um, you know, a little painful. There's a lot of growing pains.
RUSH: Wow, who knew? Who knew? There you have it. Kim Kardashian on pregnancy. It's not as easy as people think. (laughing) Well, we're just appealing to the low-information voters.
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RUSH: Sad news out of Hollywood, folks, devastatingly bad news. Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana, are calling it quits. It's got Hollywood shaken up. This was thought to be one of the dream couples. I mean, People magazine, sexiest people alive couples, and they're calling it quits, again. They called it quits some time ago. They got back together, everybody's happy, and the world was right, and now they've fallen apart. And people don't know how to deal with this. It's devastating. It's a great magazine cover. Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana.
And Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating, did you hear that? Now, this is according to an Italian tabloid, and that is being denied. It's very important to point out that the Gyllenhaal-Holmes dating combo is being denied, but we wanted to report that big news to you even though it is being denied.
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I’d watch “Monday Night Rehabilitation.”
...........’it’s been easy because it’s, you know, it’s been, um, but no morning sickness. ‘
Whereas the Kartrashians DO give ME morning sickness.
Just better not interrupt Duck Dynasty...
Stay tuned next week to the next episode of SKANKS ON PARADE
By having these daily stupid celebrity updates, Rush is caricaturing and pigeon holing the Obama voter. His use of the term low information voter to describe Obama voters will hit a nerve with Democrats.
The liberal elite consider themselves intellectually superior, so lumping them in with the Obamaphone-free s*** army will drive them crazy.
I love it and I hope more conservatives take this approach.
Yikes. her butt is larger then Moochelle’s
All I know is that none of them have talent
more low information voter news updates! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will not have to provide evidence that West fathered their child
http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2013/01/kim-kardashian-and-kanye-west-will-not-have-provide-evidence-west-fathered-their-chi
Sadly, yes. That any utterance out of her mouth or Kanye’s or any of their ilk takes up any ink or air time is depressing.
Parents...save your child...turn off the tv!
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