He want to confiscate all of this:
Posted on 01/01/2013 9:24:57 AM PST by Nachum
I predict within a decade you can buy materials and 3D print a crude rail gun or even some form of laser/phaser pistol.
I cannot predict anything about one or multiple shot undetectable zip guns being made from 3D printers because they are already being made.
Who cares what this ghetto trash thinks? He’s irrelevant.
They want us in an open air prison called America.
He want to confiscate all of this:
From an old Edison recording...Not PC!
“I don’t suppose for a minute that any of coons is got a razor!”
“Oh, no, no!” (crowd)
“He ha ha ha. By the way, Cap’n can I j’in the army, too?”
“Certainly, why - report with James.”
“Well if I j’in the army, can we use our razors in dis war?”
“Dat’s it, dat’s it, Cap’n, can we use our razors?”
“Well, I don’t know. I’ll have to see about it. Gidde-yap.”
(Music)If they let us use our razors in this war,
We’d certainly cut de Germans to de core…
- Indeed we will -
We ain’t no advertisers
But there’ll be no doggone Kaisers
If they let us use our razors in dis war!
Here is a nice song by Irving Berlin.
The Ragtime Razor Brigade
Irving Berlin
[Verse:]
Did you hear of the razor brigade?
Of the big reputation they’ve made?
Ever since they came to France
They’ve been used in ev’ry advance
They are noted for capturing Huns
And they never go in with their guns
When the Captain takes his stand
He gives them this command:
[Refrain:]
Take your trusty razor by the hand
Lead him gently into No-Man’s Land
Keep a-dancing while advancing
And the first Hun that you meet
Hold up your razors
And cut off his retreat
They’ll surrender when they see your blade
Razors make those German lads afraid
And when you bring your pris’ners back
You can make them ball the jack
And the world will say hip-hip-hooray
For the Ragtime Razor Brigade
I knew that was coming! I just knew it! I can smell it still!
“Real men of genius”
Au contrare. The Sharptons of the world are ‘head cases’ and require being institutionalized.
Who’s going to protect people like him from people like us?
I’m waiting for the rash of “mass poisonings” that is sure to happen once we’re all running around with safety scissors and sporks.
“In prison, you are denied access to knives.”
Which, when you think about it, is pretty hilarious. After all, stabbings are probably the number one type of armed assault in prisons.
It takes a certain kind of conceit to think that we can ever deny humans access to knives. We’re humans, we make knives, it’s kind of a specialty of ours. Any child can make one if you give them something harder than a lump of clay. Heck, I can take the clay, bake it, break it, and stab someone with the shard if I need to. Give me a glass of water, I can freeze it into something sharp and stab someone with that.
Don’t forget to saddle them with a couple hundred pounds of chain, Harrison Bergeron-style. Let’s see how agile you are now, Grasshopper!
Headbutt control comes last. You’ll report to your nearest fedguv outlet to register your cranium. The frontal lobe tax will be assessed at your regional surgical center at no extra cost.
Since when has requiring an amendment ever stopped the feds from doing whatever the heck they want? Or do I still live in a country that has a tenth amendment, an interstate commerce clause, the free exercise of religion, the right to be secure in my person and propetty from unwarranted searches, the right not to have my property confiscated for any but public uses, etc.? Thought not.
They won’t outright ban gun ownership, let alone knives. But that’ll be because of regular politics, not the Constitution. By the way, though SCOTUS has admitted an individual right to keep and bear arms, it STILL hasn’t incorporated the 2nd amendment among the states as it has the rest of the Bill of Rights.
If knives are like guns then knife handles are like gun magazines and should be next...just heppin Al out with the next ban. Help stamp out gun handles!
What about pointed sticks?
Don’t laugh. It’s racist. Al is allowed to be stupid because leftists think all blacks are stupid, and Al represents them.
Bows and Arrows have to be on the list, along with Spears, Sling shots, and Rocks.
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