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Woman accused of burglary, battery left unconscious after fight
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^
| December 31, 2012
| Tonya Alanez,
Posted on 12/31/2012 8:09:05 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
FORT LAUDERDALE A woman was rendered unconscious from a choke hold by one of her alleged victims while committing a burglary and battery on Saturday, authorities said.
LaToya Haynes, 28, forced her way into a residence where she used to live, took belongings and struck a 65 year old woman in the face with a cane, according to a police report.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: fight; haynes
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Mounted the younger woman? Say what?!
To: ConservativeStatement
Left her breathless .....
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:22:54 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: ConservativeStatement
Mount = Position in grappling. It seems the ‘defender’ knew some basic BJJ.
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:22:57 PM PST
by
Theoria
To: ConservativeStatement
I’d assume she was sitting on the other woman swinging away.
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:24:17 PM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: ConservativeStatement
All that’s missing is the Joe Rogan blow-by-blow...
“Full mount and now the ground and pound, Layoya is in serious trouble here! Oh! She gave up her back! And now the rear-naked choke! She’s out! She’s out!!!”
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:30:08 PM PST
by
BADROTOFINGER
(Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
To: BADROTOFINGER
Herb Dean has called the fight due to a chokehold.
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:34:12 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(White , bitter, clinging to my Bible and AR-15.)
Comment #7 Removed by Moderator
To: driftdiver
My apologies (for not remembering his name) to the Freeper with the tag line that goes like “ don’t pick a fight with an old men they will kill you”..
Same can work for an old woman as well!
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:38:15 PM PST
by
GOYAKLA
(Waiting for the Golden Screw to be removed from Obama's navel!)
To: F15Eagle
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:39:04 PM PST
by
ConservativeStatement
(Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
To: GOYAKLA
My apologies (for not remembering his name) to the Freeper with the tag line that goes like dont pick a fight with an old men they will kill you.. Same can work for an old woman as well!
I've seen several similar quotes. One I believe came from the moonshiner Popcorn Sutton that went something like, "Never try to steal from an old redneck, he has nothing to lose and will jest keel yur azz."
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posted on
12/31/2012 8:45:41 PM PST
by
Tailback
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To: ConservativeStatement
Someone let loose too soon
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posted on
12/31/2012 9:06:51 PM PST
by
Rannug
("God has given it to me, let him who touches it beware.")
To: ConservativeStatement
That story has to be the most poorly written that I’ve ever seen. Mounted what younger woman? Who choked her out?
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posted on
12/31/2012 9:48:05 PM PST
by
Figment
To: BipolarBob
I was thinking Steve Matzugawa myself. Herb Dean would have called it with a DQ on the cane shot to the head where Matzugawa wouldnt have even noticed...
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posted on
12/31/2012 10:36:17 PM PST
by
BADROTOFINGER
(Life sucks. Get a helmet.)
To: ConservativeStatement
lulz ... started the New Year with a laugh. A mysterious choke hold appeared out of nowhere
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posted on
12/31/2012 10:40:41 PM PST
by
dennisw
(The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
To: ConservativeStatement
Ah yes! The old “sleeper hold.” My mother used it often on me.
I believe she learned it from our Negro housekeeper, “Mammy.”
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posted on
12/31/2012 10:46:26 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
12/31/2012 11:24:53 PM PST
by
ArcadeQuarters
(The Republican party needs new leadership that can FIGHT and WIN.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Haynes then struck the older woman in the face with a cane, mounted the younger woman and struck her multiple times before she was put into a choke hold that put her "to sleep," the report said. What a fractured sentence. Hard to tell which person "her" and "she" indicate.
But dissecting it, it appears the thief, Haynes, struck the older woman and then mounted a younger woman and struck the younger woman multiple times, before SOMEONE, put Haynes into a choke hold.
Sounds like Haynes should not have let her attention stray from the old woman.
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posted on
01/01/2013 12:08:44 AM PST
by
El Gato
("The second amendment is the reset button of the US constitution"-Doug McKay)
To: ConservativeStatement
LaToya Haynes Huh?
We just have to pass some new laws to keep these Amish from committing crimes.
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posted on
01/01/2013 4:41:31 AM PST
by
DH
(Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
To: ConservativeStatement
I’ve mounted LOTS of younger women but never CHOKED them.. Umm, except that one time.
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posted on
01/01/2013 4:45:39 AM PST
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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