[Lurker]

Now it’s time to start protesting in front of their homes.

[Spktyr]

Better ideas:

1. Sign them up for every spam mailing list and objectionable organization (like, say, NAMBLA) you can find. Their mailbox will overflow in no time and they might even get terminated depending on how thorough background checks are.

2. Call every delivery food joint in the area and make an order to be delivered at random hours for cash. Pretty soon, the restaurants will blacklist them and they won’t be able to get delivery.

3. Go on a home improvement website and sign them up for ‘more information’ - the solicitors’ calls and mailings won’t end for months.

4. Call the local Jehovah’s Witnesses, give them the victim’s information and tell them that you’d really like to talk to some people about God and would they please send some over. (Sorry if you are a JW, but your missionaries are great things to annoy a godless liberal with. And who knows? You might actually get a convert.)

5. Go online and sign them up for visits from the Avon lady, Amway reseller, etc., etc.

6. Sign them up for a free trial subscription to a competing newspaper.

7. Sign them up for any other free trial offers you can find.

8. Send over clowns.

9. Three words: Naked Singing Telegram. Select gender accordingly.

10. Sign them up for ‘free investment counseling.’

[Scrambly]

Or posting on their facebook pages.

[logic101.net]

Excellent! This is just what I was thinking would be a great response. Any yes I agree totally with protesting in front of their homes! The only way to get the left to play nicely is to play by their rules one time; then they will cry “foul”.

Now if we could just get away with cheating in elections...; but WE would be prosecuted for doing so....