“I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn’t my fault I swear to God!!!”
Hillary has an itch that her girlfriend needs to scratch!
Her blue dress was stained. Oops, stike that. Wrong gal.
“I was underage when those pictures were taken.”
Hey....!!! I resemble that tag line. {8:>
“It wasn’t my fault I swear to God!!!”
Nah, her broom crapped out on her way back from Huma’s and she crashed on “K” St.
HAHAHAHAHA! great Belushi moment.