Try GMO foods. They last forever.
How does one know if the foods are GMO? keep them in your fridge for two months. They do not spoil.
BTW, How do seedless grapes and seedless watermelon reproduce?
They have seeds!
BTW: Virtually EVERY food is Genetically modified. It use to be done through cross pollination, it can now be done genetically leading to more nutritious disease and pest resistant food sources.
It always strikes me as strange that everything we eat is so bad for us, yet the instances of food born diseases and poisonings have fallen to almost an unmeasurable level.
Everything we consume is killing us, yet people are living longer and longer.