[beachn4fun]

” I Saw Mommie Kissing Santa Claus. And Man, my OTHER Mommie is Mad!”

OMG! ROTFLOL...you are on the roll

[left that other site]

“Testosterone Producing Units Roasting on a Properly Vented, Thoroughly Safe, Non-Fossil-Fuel-Consuming Emission-Free Heat Source”

OK...Says Santa:

“DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!!!!!”