Crazy women just make you wish you were dead.
Women are just sneakier about it.
One Saturday morning my wife was making breakfast and I was on the phone with a friend. I made some smart ass comment about my wife doing her “womanly duty”. She didn’t say a word as she set a cup of coffee down in front of me.
It wasn’t till I took a good healthy chug of the coffee that I discovered that she had put several teaspoons of salt in it. She said “Just be glad it was salt....this time.”
“Crazy women just make you wish you were dead.”
Well, not always. :) At least not while they can keep you from figuring out how crazy they really are.