[Salamander]

Descartes walks into a restaurant.

A waiter comes over and hands him a menu.

Descartes makes his choice of entree and the waiter asks

“Would you care for an appetizer while you’re waiting?”

Descartes replies “Oh, I think not”.

And then he vanishes.

[Erasmus]

As my old friend Sid W Sodnagel once said:

“Cogito, ergo, .... PFFFFT!”