[marktwain]

Burglars often go to the kitchen to obtain a knife.

[Darksheare]

First thing I would do is shut off the lights.
Next thing I would do, fire up some cheezy 70’s porn soundtrack.
If that doesn’t creep out the intruder..

[Kartographer]

Yes they do, but it seems kind of stupid to me, stealing a knife to a gun fight.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

http://mankatofreepress.com/local/x1332353314/Waseca-man-knocks-intruder-down-with-shotgun

[762X51]

The homeowner struck her with the shotgun

You're doing it wrong.

[Pollster1]

The homeowner struck her with the shotgun, knocking her to the floor. She got up and ran outside.

There are other ways of using a shotgun - options where the armed robber doesn't get up and run away. I hope this criminal thinks that through and considers what could have happen if the homeowner had chosen to solve the problem more permanently.

[The Great RJ]

My wife’s family lives in Waseca and I know you don’t mess with folks there as they are likely armed.

[Fightin Whitey]

Her name is Kotek? Sheesh.

It was a long time ago, obviously, but all I know is that growing up in my hardscrabble little hometown, that girl would have been teased either into the nuthouse or the penitentiary before age 42.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Meth. It's always meth.

Judie Lynn Kotek Mugshot

[Wings-n-Wind]

He shudda used a vertical butt-stroke...
.... rotating the stock of the weapon up for a well-placed blow under the chin or jaw of the perp...

They wouldn't get up and run away any time soon....

mt... thx....
another good one