To remedy the situation, I'd suggest a prompt pig funeral at the site, with full honors. AKA the earlier news today about police presence at Chicago gang funerals, there should be full spiffed-up uniformed police in the Sunday finest to mark the funeral and direct traffic. All friends and acquaintances and relations of this swine should be in attendance. Finally, I hope the governor sees fit to have all state flags at half mast for the next month in full sympathy for this tragedy...
Love this.
Every relation of this swine should be in attendance.""....
That may be a bit of a problem, may be rather hard to coordinate with Congresses schedule.
Dude...you misspelled “offal”.