[Travis McGee]

Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile. This is common knowledge in NYC, where he is a frequenter of underage bondage clubs. He even imports young boys from Cambodia to serve as his sex slaves. It’s all true, I swear.

[Gay State Conservative]

Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile. This is common knowledge in NYC, where he is a frequenter of underage bondage clubs. He even imports young boys from Cambodia to serve as his sex slaves. It’s all true, I swear.

Hey,that's good enough for me. ;-)

[Triple]

You know, I saw that exact claim, that Ken Burns is a pedophile, written on the internet. My guess is that it is true.

[DuncanWaring]

That’s a very serious charge.

Therefore, it must be true.

[SJSAMPLE]

Love it.
That’s what Ann Coulter does when she’s attacked as racist with no proof. I recently saw her accuse a co-guest of child pornography, without a bit of irony in her voice. The guy started stuttering.

I think it was G. Gordon Liddy who liked to say on his radio show, “Any gratuitous assertion may be equally gratuitously refuted.”

[smokingfrog]

Many of my friends have told me the same thing. I also heard he is into that ‘furries’ / ‘plushies’ fetish thing.

[lowbridge]

I can substantiate that story because I heard the same thing from a guy who knows ken burns most distant cousin who worked as a janitor in a library in Cambodia and read a book about it.

[TADSLOS]

Burns has a thing for baby goats too. I heard it from a friend of a local vet who rescues sexually abused kids.

[Flick Lives]

Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile. This is common knowledge in NYC, where he is a frequenter of underage bondage clubs. He even imports young boys from Cambodia to serve as his sex slaves. It’s all true, I swear.

I thought Ken Burns liked to kill and cook puppies. Wait. No. I've got that wrong. Obama is the one who ate fido. What a crazy nut! (see... there's that 'N' word again. Ken is right!)

[billhilly]

I’m not doubting your claim, but could you give a citation?

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Nice!

[OldPossum]

Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile. This is common knowledge in NYC, where he is a frequenter of underage bondage clubs. He even imports young boys from Cambodia to serve as his sex slaves. It’s all true, I swear.

Well, if you say so, it must be true. I'll spread the word. /s

[HereInTheHeartland]

There is also his support of the Nazi party. It is well known that he attends Nazi party rallies frequently as a fervent supporter.

At least I heard it from someone who heard from someone else. So it has to be true.

[READINABLUESTATE]

“Everybody knows that Ken Burns is a pedophile. This is common knowledge in NYC, where he is a frequenter of underage bondage clubs. He even imports young boys from Cambodia to serve as his sex slaves. “

I heard that he is also into cross dressing.

[baddog 219]

I heard that Ken hangs out at pedophile sex bars with Elmo in Thailand.... PBS stands for Pedophile Broadcasting System.

[ncpatriot]

That’s what makes him so angry