[chessplayer]

Saw the eating white meat is racist post and stumbled across this.

[Carriage Hill]

Waiting for “breathing is racist”, next..-.-

[GeronL]

This is actually kind of an old story. I remember when Breitbart covered it, it was hilarious and so easily mocked.

I even parodied it on me blog which I posted here... but I don’t have a link

[muawiyah]

The principal is a total nut ball and not even in touch with her hispanic self. El Salvador’s favorite dish is a rice and bean sandwich! They make them on white bread ~ most of the people there are actually considered indians, or mostly indian.

[Drango]

Here are some other words that are racist:

door
cat
goldfish
sister
snow
watermelon
fat
Ferrari
desk
lamp

[GeronL]

My parody....

http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/09/hate-crime-allegations-shock-frighten.html

Here is the blog link....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2937851/posts

That is the FR link

[Anima Mundi]

When will we get to: “Speaking English is racist because others may not understand the langauge and feel as if you are talking about them.”

[digger48]

it’s racist to use toilet paper too, ya know.

Everybody should use a stick o or your left hand until they get the 3 seashell thing perfected for everybody to live in harmony.

[Jeff Winston]

“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

Or fruitcake.

[bramps]

I’m leaving the country when there’s a black version of marshmellow fluff.

[goat granny]

ALL of these people are seriously mentally ill and stupid...no cure for stupid...

[LibWhacker]

Before a stupid lib picks up on it, I just wanna say... “WHITE LIGHT IS RACIST!”

[Chode]

“Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN???

[rawcatslyentist]

PB&J on tortillas rocks. Double fold and the jelly doesn’t drip out!

[Norm Lenhart]

The proper answer in any situation involving this or like stupidity is as follows...
Cut below the dotted line, print and distribut4. Print on business cards/whatever:

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“Racism is the inherent belief in superiority based on race. I don’t THINK I am superior to you because you are of a different race. I KNOW I am superior to you since you have proven yourself to be a F’ing idiot.”

PS: Idiots come in ALL colors.

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[oldbrowser]

To people that are consumed by thoughts of racism, everything reminds them of.................racism.

It is a mania, psychosis, paranoia or some sort of mental illness.

[sima_yi]

PB&J IS racist...especially if you make it with white bread! (/s)

[Avid Coug]

So, Ms. Gutierrez, if you visited a school in China, and they served you Chinese food and gave you chopsticks, would you call them a bunch of insensitive racists?

[Nea Wood]

Is the person eating the peanut butter and jelly sandwich white? Then it’s racist. ‘Cause everything white people do, think, say or eat is automatically racist.

Hope that clears things up!

[Rembrandt]

I know how to solve the problem...water finger food.

Pour it between your two hands and chew away.

That should mollify even these idiots like this Oregon “educator.”

[DManA]

I ate about a pound of lutefisk last night. Do I qualify as a minority? Can I get some benefits?