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To: chessplayer

I ate about a pound of lutefisk last night. Do I qualify as a minority? Can I get some benefits?


29 posted on 11/26/2012 8:04:43 PM PST by DManA
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To: DManA

Probably not. I figured as an older white guy of Norwegian heritage I fit the “Disadvantaged Business” status. But no such luck.


32 posted on 11/26/2012 8:12:14 PM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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To: DManA
If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)

35 posted on 11/26/2012 8:30:20 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA
If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)

36 posted on 11/26/2012 8:30:37 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA
If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)

37 posted on 11/26/2012 8:30:37 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA
If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)

38 posted on 11/26/2012 8:30:37 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA
If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)

39 posted on 11/26/2012 8:30:37 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA
If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)

40 posted on 11/26/2012 8:30:44 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA

If you ate lutefisk, you qualify as your own planet with its own murketiden & midsommervaka & smorgasbord.

;^)


41 posted on 11/26/2012 8:31:08 PM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: DManA
I ate about a pound of lutefisk last night. Do I qualify as a minority?

Anyone who can eat a pound of lutefisk qualifies as a minority!

48 posted on 11/26/2012 8:52:00 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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A pound. Of lutefisk. You deserve an award in the Guinness Book of World Records. No normal person would willingly undergo the torture.


54 posted on 11/27/2012 12:12:08 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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