[cynwoody]

and while I'd managed to successfully eschew coffee, I became reliant on 5-Hour Energy capsules, an only slightly-less-sinful substitute.

Is that a hoot? Or is that a hoot! LOL!

I would advise the man to stick to natural sources of caffeine, God (or whatever passes for same) be damned!

[Elsie]

BEWARE!!!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/hour-energy-drinks-cited-13-deaths/story?id=17725137

[greyfoxx39]

and while I'd managed to successfully eschew coffee, I became reliant on 5-Hour Energy capsules, an only slightly-less-sinful substitute.
(AND...he says this straight-faced!)

Is that a hoot? Or is that a hoot! LOL!

What is a hoot is that drinking coffee or tea is sin enough to keep you away from salvation!! You can't enter a mormon temple to take part in the rituals necessary for salvation if you commit the sins of (1)NOT paying 10% tithe, and (2)partaking of coffee or tea.

Ridiculous!