Never, ever ask your hubby about loud noises. He's going to automatically deny it, and then quietly sniff the air to see if it was, in fact, him, and he failed to notice. ;)
I'm still blaming the dog, and I haven't had a dog or an ex-wife for almost decade.
/johnny
My hubby never breaks wind. At least that is what he tells me!
Our cats are gassy. Poor things.