[hondact200]

what would make news is Odumbo reports for work and accomplishes at least 40 hours of work in one week. Typical Lifelong Government Lackey - work 15 minuts off for 3 hours work another 15 minutes off for 2 hours work for 30 minutes and off for one hour work 5 minutes 8 hour day and overtime pay for 5 minutes of work salary 400,000.00. this sounds about right for the present resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. it is now rumoured Odumbo wants 1600 Pennsylvania to be painted another color because White is a racist term

[skinkinthegrass]

off subject *humor break*
oldie but a goodie:
governmentium: A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held
together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with
which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to
complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay,
but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to
become neutrons, forming isodopes.This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate
that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
referred to as Critical Morass.