I mean Mitt Romney!
Posted on 11/06/2012 7:59:14 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I mean Mitt Romney!
Wow. Exciting!!!!
Heard Mitt on Plante, this morning. So nervous for tonight. I just can’t see Romney winning though. Felt like momentum really shifted toward O past couple days in Ohio.
I worked all night. Voted. Took MIL to vote. Sitting here having an adult beverage. Promised my husband I would sleep as I am working again tonight. But I have not spent an election day without Rush since 92? Good news is I have 9 hours of OT racked up this week!
“Heard Mitt on Plante, this morning. So nervous for tonight. I just can’t see Romney winning though. Felt like momentum really shifted toward O past couple days in Ohio.”
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My goal after this post is to avoid all Nervous Nancies today. This type of stuff helps NO ONE, and does nothing but discourage others.
In Dixville Notch we TRUST!
Amen! I was so high strung last night my husband said next election he was locking me in a room until it’s over. That wouldn’t stop me. LOL!
I will vote after Rush. Less time to fret that way.
LOL!
IMPR: Sorry if my post came off as snarky. I think we’re all nervous. I just think we need to stay positive, and not give into our fears. If some people think it’s hopeless, they won’t vote. Turnout is our key in this.
I’m very hopefull!
God Bless you guys!
A tie? LOL. I saw that! Crazy.
Well, either way I will cry tonight! Hopefully it will be tears of JOY!
It’s understandable. :) I’m just nervous. I was very confident; and then very deflated and then somewhere between and now I just don’t know. lol. I have NO fingernails left at this point, but I do know that we had a candidate who fought this time around.
I am hopeful as well! You didn’t come off as snarky! I promised my husband that I would not watch FNC until this evening when I get up. Politics is a drug and I am a full blown addict!
I hear you :-)
I think it will do everybody good to listen to Rush today. Very eager to get his take on what’s going on.
I am on the same roller coaster as you!
LOL!! Me too! I had my wife sign a prenup that she HAD to tolerate my political junky tendencies!
I’m so sick of hearing 0bama is going to go play basketball this afternoon because it’s a “tradition” he did once in a row.
LAME, LAME, LAME!
Now that’s funny! My husband is a junkie as well. I met him here on FR, but he handles it better than I do! I am literally shaking right now. I was like this 8 years ago. 4 years ago I knew we were toast! This year I think we have good chance. But it can’t be close. The rats will steal it if thy can.
According to David Stern O sucks at basketball, he always goes to his left. ROFLOL, figures!
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