Will he have to register as a Sex Offender?
You know, if the police continue with their line of stupidity, the answer is "yes." I remember reading about a man who was returning from an ocean resort. The traffic coming back was horrendous (as it usually is), and there were no commercial establishments along the way. He parked his car alongside the road, went into the woods and urinated. Unfortunately, someone saw this and reported it. He was arrested, fined and had to register as a sex offender.
When you gotta to go, you gotta to go.
I guess the cop was behind his ticket quota.