[KOCHANSKI present]
[KOCHANSKI sits cross-legged on her bed, holding a white, fluffy toy. More toys sit on a shelf at the head of the bed, but otherwise the room is quite sparsely furnished]
[Enter NURSE, KRYTEN]
KOCHANSKI Kryten, hi...
[Exit NURSE]
KOCHANSKI What are you doing here?
[KRYTEN sits down on the bed, looking tearful]
KOCHANSKI What’s wrong?
KRYTEN I’ve been classified as a woman.
KOCHANSKI A woman, why?
KRYTEN Well, because I haven’t got a... [sotto voce] *penis*... [KOCHANSKI’s eyes widen with understanding and she sneaks a glance in that direction before KRYTEN resumes speaking]
KRYTEN It’s a Space Corps. directive to prevent gender ambiguity in jail. What’s the saying, “if you’ve got nothing to swing, you can’t be with Bing”.
KOCHANSKI Well, what happened, did you lose it?
KRYTEN I was never issued with one, ma’am. Well, why would I need one, unless somehow I lost both arms and there was an emergency situation to write my name in the snow.
KOCHANSKI So, you mean, you’ve never had a steak, pie, peas and chips set?
KRYTEN I think the phrase is “meat and two veg”, ma’am. No, the only mechanoids that were ever issued with genitals were the ones created to work on Italian starships. It was felt they could acclimatise themselves better if they could mimic their Italian crewmates and stand around cupping themselves all day.
Hey there — check out the post I put up at #27 and the FOX News link. This is way worse than the excerpt above would have one believe. This locker room is shared by CHILDREN on a swim team as young as 6-years-old, and High School females from the local school. I’m trying not to rant again, as I already did that on this thread...