Come on, Barack. Go to Cuba and request asylum. You know Fidel likes you. This President thing isn’t working out. Everyone, and I mean everyone, knows that this Benghazi mess is a million times worse than Iran Contra, DESERT ONE and Watergate all rolled into one. And when the story gets out about the money, then it’s game over and you’re off to the pokey. Nobody wants that. For goodness sakes, we all like your smile. Have AXELROD charter a private jet and head down to Havana. Drinking frosty drinks and smoking choom on the beach sounds a lot better than months of testimony and worry and pain. Yeah, it didn’t work out the way you planned, but that happens to everyone. They’re even booing you at the Madonna concerts for Pete’s sake. Go out like a pirate, not like some Pee Wee Herman. Head to Cuba.
Not until the Dime Store Media says so, this is all so much inside baseball to the lemmings.