Posted on 10/26/2012 8:07:38 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I’ll always regret “my first time” wasn’t with Reagan pings.
(Seriously, wtf???? Obama’s campaign is insane.)
My first time was with Nixon. I really got screwed!
Hope Rush talks about Ty Woods’ father’s encounter with 0bama, Hitlery and Slo Joe when he received his son’s body.
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My first time [voting] was Ronald Reagan...and PROUD of it. I sure miss him.
Obama and Co. are so 7th grade-always talking about sex like they just hit puberty.
Dem males don't want children with liberal skanks like Maureen Dowd, Fluke or chippie little Monicas... Dem 'men' want to play without pay.
It's why liberal women aren't having children. Their 'men' talk them into killing their babies so they aren't 'stuck' with a child or child support.
It's a one issue party and that issue is abortion. And dem elites are on board with that... They'll let everything else slide - the economy, national debt, jobs... dems don't care about anything other than abortion. Watch their ads...
If Obama's reelected the darkness is our future....
How Mr. Woods kept from slapping the snot out of Slo Joe, I’ll never know.
I know, right? I mean, I guess they could argue it worked for Putin. . . I can’t begin to fathom their lack of logic.
So is Obama..."I'm Buh-Rock Obama and I approve this message"
Holy carp!
Fox News *exclusive*...
This ‘first time’ ad supports the only issue democrats care about: abortion... Here’s why...
Elite dems like casually slutty college teenagers... This ad is a turn on for them - spread the word - sex without reality is FUN FUN FUN. Dem ‘men’ want to play without pay. “My place or yours’ for dems is better than ‘he said his first word today’...
It’s why liberal women aren’t having children. Their ‘men’ talk them into killing their babies so they aren’t ‘stuck’ with a child or child support.
It’s a one issue party and that issue is abortion. Dem elites are on board with that... They’re not protecting women, they’re protecting their right to use them and lose them... Everything else slides - the economy, national debt, jobs... dems don’t care about anything other than abortion. Watch their ads...
If Obama’s reelected the darkness is our future...
Howdy!
They didnt call him Tricky Dick for nothin’
Chris Plante did a great job in the second hour reporting Mr Woods’ phone call to Lars Larson.
Now is the time for “King David” Petreaus to speak up! Any denial of assistance HAD to go through HIM first THEN up to the White Hut!
Here we go: Rush on the “stand down” order
After what Joe Biden said to Mr. Woods; he should be ashamed to show his face ANYWHERE.
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