“Station 51: respond to fire at 1214 Main Street.”
“Just a minute guys, let’s look at what they paid in taxes. Oh, not much. OK, we’ll go, but we’re only spraying a hundred gallons of water.”
“Hello Officer. Why did you pull me over?”
“According to our records, you’ve only paid enough taxes to drive your car down one block. This is your fifth block. Your fine will be $387,000, you filthy tax cheat.”