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To: youngidiot

‘Scuse me....what do these guys get paid annually?

I could use a job and I think surfers are seen by sharks to be prey ALL THE TIME.

Sharks like to eat surfers.

Can I get paid for this “expertise”? I have to subsidize Obama-phones!


3 posted on 10/24/2012 6:45:41 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: Mortrey

The Shark Whisperer a brand new show on Animal Planet... too bad it lasted one episode.... :p


10 posted on 10/24/2012 6:49:02 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Mortrey
Sharks like to eat surfers.

Actually, they don't. Which is why they usually spit them out. If that shark really wanted to eat him, it would have. It was just taking a "taste" of him, then spit him and the neoprene out.

Unfortunately for this man, he got "tasted" right in the chest.

Surfers look and move just like sea lions from below in certain light.

26 posted on 10/24/2012 7:01:00 PM PDT by ponygirl (Be Breitbart.)
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To: Mortrey
I have been informally tracking shark attacks since the mid 1960s for highly personal reasons.

Sharks are the top of the marine food chain and as such attack and eat anything and everything. The poorer the visibility the higher the chance of a shark attack.

As far as headlines go, I agree this has to be of the dumber ones.

45 posted on 10/24/2012 7:31:25 PM PDT by Nip (TANSTAAFL and BOHICA)
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