Posted on 10/23/2012 8:08:07 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
After final debate, Obama says election comes down to trust
LOL! Desperate! Now he's running on trust. How's that different from running on his record?
THANK YOU RUSH!!!
“Europeans don’t need defense budgets because WE do it for them.... they can play around with their socialism because WE protect them!” Discussing their cemetaries full of OUR dead.
Those people need these shoved in their faces at every opportunity. PUNKS.
Rush: “It wasn’t an apology tour, it was worse — it was an INDICTMENT of this country.”
Damn right.
I am beginning to think that Obie is mentally ill. Albeit minor, but sick all the same.
Really O? Thank you for telling Americans about ships...
Subs are ships that go underwater?
Yes, and the first American Sub was made in Essex CT (the Turtle. A replica is at the Connecticut River Museum in Essex, CT)
Aircraft can land on aircraft carriers?
You are kidding, O?? I thought CARs landed on them!! /s
I think his apology/condemnation tour is what got Obie his Nobel Peace Prize.
Excellent!
Excellent!
Makes perfect sense. Small teeth prints, though; looks like a child’s bite.
That was FUNNY!!! Where do they get their IDEAS from... HYPERINFLATION would be good???
THANK YOU RUSH!!!
“Europeans don’t need defense budgets because WE do it for them.... they can play around with their socialism because WE protect them!” Discussing their cemetaries full of OUR dead.
Those people need these shoved in their faces at every opportunity. PUNKS.
We need to stop subsidzing the UN the EU and certain parts of Asia...
“Makes perfect sense. Small teeth prints, though; looks like a child’s bite.”
...the child he is holding, then. lol. Fingers look bruised. Pinged someone who may be able to enhance. Will ping if they respond.
FR too slow to research any serious posts. Losing my long-developed patience (or maybe not as developed as I had thought). A few Freepers did tracers last night and all said it wasn’t on the FR end, but sadly, at its best, FR has become a morass.
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