Posted on 10/22/2012 8:08:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
higher education provided to you by The University of IKEA
Random sampling Rush!
I was gonna post a most witty reply as is my style......but the refresh took so long
I fergot
And how convenient for the bias liberal media, Hillary takes full responsibility for Benghazi, then leaves town, out of sight, out of mind...
wow 72 people.....that’s a whole gross of Apple Pro’s
The steel buckle of the rust belt.
As Quinn would say.
well....she knows whats acomin
1. Trump
2. O gettin his bony ass ripped right off him tonite
3. Romney,tonite looked face on into the camera and tellin
Lawrence O’Donnell what a pussy he is attackin a son .
{ I made the 3td one up....}
Obie's "pharmacist". Can he "cut it"???
I hope Romney proposes that Obama be appointed as the Libyan Ambassador tonight....LOL
Isn’t 72 half a gross?
Sure wish I could be on FR tonight during the debate.....but FR is never available for me on important days.
Not if they clean up after themselves and don't blow things out their noses...
Smaller pyramids and softer floors?
How do you get softer floors on a basketball court?
Latest from MEMRI
Morsi joins in prayer for the destruction of Jerusalem (yeah, it’s part of the prayer, who thought he wouldn’t want that, send more money Hill). /s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxV1PBBqVEg&feature=channel&list=UL
Obama’s gift to Iran on display (need verification on US drone)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVdpQCaxHE&feature=channel&list=UL
80% of Muslims beggars, clerics steal and watch porn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEnyaxAsqtM&feature=g-all-u
Note: He’s right about the welfare; Hell six wives are a lot of loot, rent and thousands in food stamps. Economic jihad before physical jihad.
When will you hit on why we’re sending guns to the enemy all over the Middle East to set up the ummah?
actually, yes
Bfl
When you said we don’t know re: Obama policies, you should’ve played the Charlie Rose clip from right before the election.
Dang Rush, he had to go see Jay-Z, why can’t anyone see that?
He could care less about the infidel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL6JK55ql1E&feature=related
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.