[ilovesarah2012]

My daughter was working out at the gym twice a day, but would drive around a parking lot three or four times to park close to the store so she wouldn’t have to walk far. Never understood that logic. LOL

[Olog-hai]

No wonder CNN is consistently the “third name in news” . . .

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Anybody who would make a choice that CNN disapproves of is obviously stoopid.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Nanny State PING!

[Zeppo]

While we’re suggesting nanny-state methods of controlling the population, how about banning the use of TV remote controls, forcing viewers to get up off the couch to change the channel.

That way, nobody would ever tune in to CNN.

[WXRGina]

Yeah, we’re just brute beasts who shuffle along, bearing toward the path of least resistance—the slower-closing elevator door and all, driving us unthinkingly toward the stairs...

[Ken H]

I eat healthy foods anyway, so it's no big deal if the government enacts something like this.

(yes, that was '/s')

[nodumbblonde]

I guess they’ve never seen me make scaffolding out of items in my grocery cart in order to reach the last remaining bag of Chili Cheese Fritos on the top shelf at the grocery...

[Mears]

“Worldwide, more than half of deaths are due to four diseases: cancer, heart disease, diabetes and chronic respiratory disease.”

—

And if we eliminate these four culprits we’ll all die of something else.Do they think we’re fools?

.

[right way right]

CNN says I should be dead by now.

[AmericanSamurai]

I still run like I am on active duty, and drink moderately. Healthy enough for me.

[CSM]

Yep, we are simply animals to be herded by our overlords! Sadly, we have FReepers who agree!