[SkyDancer]

You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America! --Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

Solution to the problem in Egypt : They want a new Muslim leader, Give them ours.

[ConservativeMan55]

Wow did those comedians really say that ??? Did Letterman really say that???

[rawhide]

ROTFLOL! I liked them all!

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[rcrngroup]

These are funny! Too bad the partisan hacks & comedians waited until now to start mocking 0dumb0. I especially like Conan O'Brien's line.... "Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien"

Even Letterman had some good one-liners.