Posted on 10/17/2012 8:12:13 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I understand one of the questioners addressed Mitt as “President Romney” last night.
I wish someone would collect all the “Freudian slips” of people calling him President already. After the first debate with Obama, I caught that uber-lib Marc Lamont Hill inadvertently saying “President Romney” on a BET show.
ROFLMAO funny, Matchett-PI. Eastwood/Rush BUMP!
LOL! Perfect.
I watched Candy mug the startin pitcher, strap on cleats and pitch the game.
mostly balls and way left of the plate but she was thowin
Romney hit for the cycle plus another single all while it looked like Candy was actually thowin at Mitt
Obambi bunted 4 times and fell runnin and Candy snatched him by the britches safely to first.
Funny too I saw Candy signin autographs after,in the spin room
Then Candy rode the broom home
From amother thread......hope this is reported far and wide!!!!
“Fox just reported that obama said, at 10:09 PM in the debate, that within 20 minutes he WAS ON THE TELPHONE WITH HIS NSA GETTING ALL THE INFORMATION. So he KNEW within 20 minutes of the attack that it was a terrorist operation. Bill Hemmer says no one seems to have caught that little gem.”
LOL. Yeah, at least for one post. :)
Obama looked better next to McCain. He is the same as four years ago, he just looks weak against Romney, who is in it to win.
Industrial strength, I presume...
Rush: [In lib world] “Lies are counted as truth if each one is not refuted.”
I did an experiment during the debate last night. I could reach Obama’s site, Google, Democrat.org, DU, and other Dim sites. I could barely get to Romney’s site, the GOP site hardly functioned, BING was unreachable. Perhaps there is something to the DOS theory, or FR is not the only one who cannot handle the volume.
Haha, love the parody!
This debate parody is hilarious.
Any word on whether or not axel will get the miltary to drone the terror types in Libya? Most any of them will do to sorta wag this dog.
I’m generally not big on parodies, but that last one was good. Even through the veneer of humor, it was entirely accurate. I feel like I just rewatched the debate.
Candy rides a Shop-Vac.
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