“Hillary? It’s me — Huma. Listen, I’ve been kidnapped. Yes, they have a gun to my head. Ummmmm, they say they will kill me unless you do as I say — I need you to go on TV and announce that the whole Libyan Embassy thing is your fault. Yes. They say that they will release me, if you do this, Okay?”
Is it possible her lesbian lover Huma is a spy and she got caught?