Posted on 10/08/2012 8:05:03 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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Good morning.
We drove extensively over the weekend in Western PA, mostly in Butler, Washington, and Fayette counties, and I am delighted to report that we didn’t spot a SINGLE pro-Obama sign the entire weekend.
I saw plenty of Romney/Ryan signs (even in my neighborhood, close to Pittsburgh). It’s as if they just sprung up overnight.
There were a lot of “Fire Obama” signs, including a huge electronic billboard on a major route.
Mitt speaks in a few minutes..should finish just before Rush's show starts. Will Rush have Mitt on the show today? He should..
35°F here this morning w/ frost on the windshields. It's going to be an early winter here in the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast. Brrrrr; time for heavier coats, garage cleanouts, winterizing gardens and lots of cold/snow-prep.
Mitten’s foreign policy speech was awesome!
“Hope is not a strategy.”
“This wasn’t the fault of a video as the administration claimed.”
“Not to lead from behind.”
” This risk of attack is higher now since the president took office.”
A lot of good lines.
I watched SNL as I have since its inception, they actually went after MSDNC and Chrissy et al.
Did you hear they’re using Chris Van Hollen as the stand-in for Paul Ryan in Biden’s debate practice?
Good! CVH is as big a liar as 0bama.
Paul Ryan will tear him apart.
Wow you lucky duck,
We are getting a cold front here on Wed/Thurs.
It’s going to go from 86/80 to 86/74 and we are all excited since our a/c’s will shut off at 74,can’t wait.!!!
I saw that and got a chuckle out of it, but they made Rachel Madcow look reasonable (and feminine), as opposed to real life. The Al Sharpton character was good.
Gratuitous shot at S.E. Cupp.
I’m arriving a bit late due to a doctor appt.....Sounds like I missed some good stuff.
I looked at the SE Cupp part a second time and it wasn’t all that bad. And they did make Madcow look reasonable and “feminine” but you have to account they were spoofing their own network. On balance the NotsoSharpton and Chrissy characters were devastating.
A first on SNL.
Did you see This Week Without David Brinkley? They played the SNL skit on Sarah Palin debating Slow Joe sounding stupid before a commercial then another clip of her really debating him after the break. Blatant bias.
El Rushbo had dinner with Allen West. Cool.
Mittens sounds really presidential doesn’t he?
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