Probably need to get Biden sober after watching Obama’s performance on Wednesday.
I wouldn’t be expecting a debate like Romney took it to Obama. Biden if disciplined will be tough.
Don’t get your hopes up for the gaff machine and a blow out.
Biden Debate Prep
Day 1:
Sober up.
Day 2:
Retouch plugs. Tell Secret Service to ban spectators in wheelchairs.
Day 3:
Learn name of Republican VP candidate. Make list of phrases to avoid: “BFD” “Web site number” “back in chains” “big stick”
Learn to count past three.
Day 4:
Get someone to show him where Danville is on a map of Kentucky. Count letters in the word “jobs.”
Day 5:
Get someone to show him where Kentucky is on a map of the US. Get someone to explain to him what “literally” means.
Day 6:
Start drinking again.