[COBOL2Java]

I wonder if Letterman will do a Top Ten Reasons list for Obo’s lack of performance Wed night. I wonder.

He did.

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Top Ten President Obama Excuses

Friday, October 5, 2012

10. "I haven't slept an hour since 2008"

9. "Romney's hair is mesmerizing"

8. "Didn't want to wake Jim Lehrer"

7. "Haven't been the same since I quit smoking"

6. "Honestly, I thought the debate was next week"

5. "I live with my mother-in-law, what do you want from me?"

4. "Kept blanking on what percentage of the country Mitt's written off"

3. "Skipped rehearsal, just like Letterman"

2. "Why don't you ask Bin Laden how I did?"

1. "It's Bush's fault"

[MrB]

3. "Skipped rehearsal, just like Letterman"

Now THAT is funny.