[Responsibility2nd]

And when the old guy cursed... Man!

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... You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill...

[IronJack]

Don’t forget “smarmy, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert.”

[wbill]

On a related note, have you ever seen the email that's gone around about the terrorist alert levels?

"The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years."

I found the rest of it here if you're interested. Amusing, I thought.