[stevem]

I've searched in vain for a semi-serious news indicator. Alas, none materialized.

Here's a clue: Love the lass you wish to bear your child. Make sure to your best ability that she loves you. Then marry her.

This works ninety-nine point nine percent of the time.

[Keith Brown]

Actually it fails over 50% of the time so lets give the dads some support.

Your love scenario is good in theory though.

[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

Here's a clue: Love the lass you wish to bear your child. Make sure to your best ability that she loves you. Then marry her. This works ninety-nine point nine percent of the time.

That advice is like the old Steve Martin joke:

"How to become a millionaire. First step, get a million dollars......"