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1 posted on 09/28/2012 1:43:02 PM PDT by dynoman
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To: dynoman

Leave it to a UK story to work in a plow pun in the first paragraph.


2 posted on 09/28/2012 1:46:16 PM PDT by rockvillem
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To: dynoman
Catarina Migliorini, 20, is set to plough the money - currently standing at $155,000...

 

 

And someone is set to plough Catarina Migliorini.

3 posted on 09/28/2012 1:48:03 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: dynoman

Don’t give the Obama campaign any ideas!


4 posted on 09/28/2012 1:48:38 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: dynoman; Morgana

People have let the brain dead retards have control of the media and schools and this is what happens.


5 posted on 09/28/2012 1:48:57 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: dynoman

this is kind of sweet

I wish her the best

I hope she / they fall in love and get married


6 posted on 09/28/2012 1:49:57 PM PDT by LeoWindhorse
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To: dynoman

$155k wouldn’t even buy enough D-Con Mice Traps for that town. Moron bimbo.


7 posted on 09/28/2012 1:50:05 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (Libs, dems, unions, leftist scum & murderous muzzies - are like bacteria: attack, attack, attack!)
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To: dynoman

A woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.
She yells out “I will have sex with anyone who can guess how much this parrot weighs”.

A drunk in the back yells out “2000 pounds”.

The woman yells back “close enough, mister!”


8 posted on 09/28/2012 1:50:18 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: dynoman

I wonder how many times she’s done this...


9 posted on 09/28/2012 1:50:28 PM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: dynoman

Is this an annual event?


10 posted on 09/28/2012 1:50:59 PM PDT by Da Bilge Troll (Defeatism is not a winning strategy!)
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To: dynoman

Well, one fact has been established. From here it’s all negotiation.

I’d suspect some rich muzzy jihadi would claim the prize.


11 posted on 09/28/2012 1:51:15 PM PDT by soycd
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To: dynoman
$ 155,000.00 -- Sorry, I Don't Think So!


12 posted on 09/28/2012 1:53:08 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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My 2nd thought.

Virgins are highly overrated!

13 posted on 09/28/2012 1:54:38 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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Reminds me of the little street urchin in Tia Juana who was trying to sell his mother, the virgin.


16 posted on 09/28/2012 1:58:18 PM PDT by cpa4you (CPA4YOU)
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To: dynoman

Even if it’s for building houses, it’s still prostitution.


17 posted on 09/28/2012 2:00:39 PM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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Her brother is collecting the cash for her. He has a sign that reads:
Hey Mister.
You Want My Sister?
She is a Virgin.
The Line Starts Over There -->

18 posted on 09/28/2012 2:02:19 PM PDT by trebb ("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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To: dynoman

A story about a whore. How nice.


19 posted on 09/28/2012 2:04:51 PM PDT by Holly_P
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The sex has to take place in an airplane.

Who pays for the plane?

What does the pilot put on the flight plan? Going up to get laid?


20 posted on 09/28/2012 2:05:38 PM PDT by Venturer
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ping


22 posted on 09/28/2012 2:10:46 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Whatever a homosexual union might be or represent, it is not physically marital. - F.Cardinal George)
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MAN: Would you have sex with me if I paid you money?

WOMAN: Well, I don’t know. How much would you pay?

MAN: Two dollars.

WOMAN: Two dollars! What kind of woman do you think I am?

MAN: I thought we had already established that, and were just haggling.


23 posted on 09/28/2012 2:13:51 PM PDT by rlmorel ("It is dangerous to be right in matters where established men are wrong." Voltaire)
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To: dynoman

In ten years, or less, she will find out she traded her virginity for an uninhabitable tenement.


24 posted on 09/28/2012 2:14:57 PM PDT by nobamanomore
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