Posted on 09/27/2012 7:58:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
YOu can just see the babe in full ghetto spandex, standing there, hands on hips, neck swirllin like a bobblehead, and spittle spewing out of her yap ala Chrissy Matthews, as she be tallin da reporter how she be gittin free stuff, foo!
(These folks are worse than any characature I can begin to try and portray of them!)
OMG she really is saying “fool stamps”!
OMG! I arrived just in time to hear the obama voter screeching....I hope someone has a link for me soon!
“What is seen cannot be unseen” so I see no way viewing that harridan will help my understanding.
Here is some help for you. It will also get you through the next obscene profit break.
Holy cow. Here’s a MUST SEE youtube re Obama/Muslim plant in WH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jhx_2TqffE
LOL, I forgot all about Boo! Thanks
This just in from another thread....WAY TO GO BIBI!
Fox reporter just said “Your viewers will be surprised to learn that Netanyahu has provided NO advance copy of his speech. “
Duh! Surprise/no surprise. lol.
OBAMA HAS MY VOTE, HE GAVE ME $1.4 BILLION VACATIONS!
Did she say that anyone who was a minority could get an Obama phone?
Hot damn, I am as hattrick of minorities! White Female and Conservative! Pass dat phone!! ;-)
ABBAS up next yapping at the UN..... OH GOODY!
Wouldn’t it be a little arrogant to use tax payer money to give out a phone with your name on it? Or did he use his own money? Maybe it is actually a George Obama phone...
If it were named for that POS, it would bey the “PHONE-E Obammy”
Someone needs to tell Rush that the word that he is looking for is “oppression”, the liberal special interest groups are all said to be victims of oppression by the Western White Capitalist Males.
They see Muslims as part of this group, thus Obama’s foreign policy is the same as his domestic policy.
And the Frank Lutz clip the media played all day yesterday about how Romney has to win it in the 1st 90 seconds of the debate, wrong, Romney just has to tell the truth.
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